buttlicked:

i dont think a video has ever explained me so well

One Direction attend the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

megstielshipper:

justanotherfangirl-:

so-smoke-em-if-you-got-em:

I love how in the show Sam is serious and Dean is the one always derpin in the background

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But in real life it’s almost always Jared

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How does this not have more notes?

It’s like how Dean is constantly eating, but irl, Jared is the foodie

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tomfighter:

"I grew up watching Superman. As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn’t diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on (my Lois Lane) from a playground bully (General Zod). Reeve, to my mind, was the first real superhero." - TWH

tomfighter:

"I grew up watching Superman. As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool, I wasn’t diving, I was flying, like Superman. I used to dream of rescuing a girl I had a crush on (my Lois Lane) from a playground bully (General Zod). Reeve, to my mind, was the first real superhero." - TWH

dj-novak:

IM NOT OBSESSED SHUT UP

dj-novak:

IM NOT OBSESSED SHUT UP

dj-novak:

he just has to mention her in everything he does

dj-novak:

he just has to mention her in everything he does

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off